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Buzz Aldrin's Balls
Buzz Aldrin is epic, a hero, but old, He could stand on the moon and let his scrotum unfold. It would fall down from heaven, down through...

I'm Such a Loser - A Poem
I'm such a loser A loser am I I lost all this weight Now I really look fly I lost my virginity Eons ago To a beautiful girl I lost down...

Florida Republicans to Ban Every Book from Schools “Just in Case”
In a statement released to the press Saturday morning, Florida governor Ron DeSantis said, “We have made the moral decision to ban every...

Orson Welles Laserdiscs
What do you call someone watching Orson Welles’ Touch of Evil on laserdisc while eating a bowl of microwave popcorn at 5:35am? I guess...
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